Trying to tell me something
I wondered this morning if someone was trying to tell me something when my internet connection wasn’t working as it meant that instead of wading through e-mails and forums I actually got a huge amount of stuff done towards the move and generally sorting through my stuff - it’s amazing how much time the internet wastes from the real world, even if what you ar using it for is essential. Still, now I have the internet back again I’m booking my train tickets home, ordering a phone line and internet for the new house and of course blogging. Some things never change 
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Chris Worfolk Said,
July 5, 2006 @ 7:29 am
Yep, I think The Onion pretty much nailed it.